How did this sprint feel?
Easiest possible first answer. Nobody has to compose a sentence, and the average tells you what kind of retro you are about to have.
The retro problem isn't collecting opinions. It's collecting the ones nobody wants to say first. Whoever speaks earliest sets the tone, and everyone after them adjusts. The team hears the same three voices and calls it consensus.
Going round the room is an ordering problem dressed up as a fairness one. The third person to speak has already heard two opinions and knows which way the wind is blowing. The eighth is agreeing with a conclusion reached before they opened their mouth. Answering privately, all at once, removes the ordering entirely: everyone commits before anyone sees the room.
Five questions, about twenty minutes, in this order. The scale question goes first on purpose. It is the easiest thing to answer honestly, and it warms up a room that has not spoken yet.
Easiest possible first answer. Nobody has to compose a sentence, and the average tells you what kind of retro you are about to have.
The cloud shows agreement instantly. Three people typing 'rushed' is a finding, and it took eight seconds.
Anonymous and open. This is the question that gets the answer nobody says out loud, and it is why the whole session is anonymous.
Turns a vague grumble into a number you can act on. Put your own five options in — the value is in arguing about them beforehand.
Ranking, not voting. A retro that produces five equal priorities has produced none.
Open every question first, then talk. Once results are on screen the conversation starts from evidence instead of from whoever is most confident.
A team works out very quickly whether the anonymous question was real. Hiding an uncomfortable answer is the last honest answer you will get.
People think of the real answer nine minutes in, usually while someone else is speaking. Q&A stays open the whole session for exactly that.
Finishing with an ordered list means the retro produced a decision. Finishing with open text means it produced a mood.
Every question above, ready to edit. Change the wording, add your own options, put the join code on screen and start. The answers stay anonymous.
Make the decision in the room, not in the thread afterwards
Brainstorming that collects ideas from the whole room, not the three people who like talking
Let the question everyone is thinking get asked without anyone having to own it
Training feedback that names the step where the room lost you
Measure what a course changed, not whether the room enjoyed it